Daddy, we should lock our doors at night.
Why?
Because.
Because why?
Because . . . hobos.
[funny look on Dad’s face]
Hobos are real, Daddy.
And they’re coming.
In which my nine-year-old daughter volunteers, steps up to a microphone, and sings an impromptu solo in front of 500 people.
And in which I demonstrate my failings as a videographer.
Katie 100
Mom -22