Wanted: One Church
Description: I am seeking a spiritual home for my family.
Qualifications: Acceptance — Emphasize the Love and Goodness that Unites Us All.
Community – Welcome us. Value us. Help us share our gifts with others.
Guidance — Help me teach my children how to be good people. Help me be good people.
Disqualifications: Bleakness, snobbery, or a rude guy in the parking lot who pounds on my car. A mumbling minister or a prayer leader who repeatedly insists, “It’s a terrible, terrible world out there” will also get nowhere with me.
Ideal candidate would possess a sense of humor about all of this. Pretty music would also be a plus. Maybe some donuts after the service.
Location: Southern California.