Breakfast with Henry

I plunked the girls in Vacation Bible School this week. It was less about the intensive summer churching – though that was nice — and more about them socializing with people below the age of, say forty. Also, it was free.

Still, it was not an easy sell, especially to my late-sleeping Henry-bucket and Lizzie-mouse. We were so slip-shod and discombobulated getting to VBS by nine the first morning, Lizzie went unbreakfasted, and Henry arrived shoe- and sockless wearing only a missnapped onesie.

“I hungry, Mom,” he said, as we waved good-bye to his sisters in the lime-green t-shirt fray. It occurred to me that Henry hadn’t eaten breakfast either. I mentally rifled through our fridge, deemed it too early for cheese quesadillas, kale, and expired yogurt, and my boy and I headed to town.

Perhaps we have dined alone together, Henry and me, in these fifty-one months that we’ve been comrades, but I can’t remember the occasion. As a rule, I don’t enjoy eating out with my children. Restaurant food is expensive and slow, and we are cheap and impatient. By the time the five-dollar hot dog arrives (I could make a dozen at home for that price), the kids might not even eat it. They will have already chewed on the centerpiece and opened every last coffee creamer, butter, or jelly tub they could get their hands on.

And then there’s the toilet.

At home, my children are part dromedaries, often going hours, if not the better portion of days without urinating. It’s a gift, I know. But there are two places where the bathroom beckons incessantly: restaurants and church. The last time the whole family went out to lunch, I ordered a single cup of soup. I enjoyed perhaps three spoonfuls before being summoned to the powder room with the girls. We were indisposed for ten or fifteen minutes, and when we returned to the table, the cup was laying sideways in its saucer, with Henry-shaped, split-pea handprints strewn across the paper table cloth.

So I didn’t have particularly high expectations about dining with Henry Monday morning.

We biked to an outdoor café near the beach. The place was full of grown-ups: women with yoga mats; breezy gents in khaki trousers and button downs. Apparently, nobody wanted to eat with children. Or maybe they’d all dumped theirs at VBS, too. As we waited for pancakes, I chatted with Henry and listened to the conversations around us.

“…yes, but when I develop a relationship with the client, this sort of $%^&# screw-up doesn’t happen.”

“I’m telling you, she had them done, and I would swear you’d never know. They look just like–


“Yes, Henry, those are trucks.”

“White trucks.”

“Yes, white trucks.”

“I don’t care whose fault it is. Just fix it. If people would read their damn email–

“—I DO read my email.”

“You know who I’m talking about…”

“Apparently, he didn’t know. She never told him.”

“What?! Has anyone talked to her since she left with the—

Shhh…. That’s supposed to be a—


“Yes, Henry, that’s a bus.”

“Giant bus.”

“Yes, that’s a giant bus.”

“Can we ride it?”

“Definitely, bud. We will hop on that bus one of these days just to see where it goes.”

The business crowd left to solve an office kurfufle, and the gabbing yogis sauntered off with green smoothies.

VBS didn’t let out until noon, so Henry and I stayed. We talked about ice cubes and green cars, and he learned to dunk his bacon in maple syrup, leaving a splatter pattern of amber drops on the plastic table and all the way up his onesie to his chin.

I am bored a lot as a stay-at-home mom. These summer days in a new town are a particular kind of agony. We have no BFFs, no team practices, no piano lessons. Every morning I am face-to-face with fourteen hours to fill. I sometimes wish I had more money and fewer scruples, so I could park the kids in summer camp after summer camp, and spend my days eating ice cream and trolling the Internet.

But that morning with Henry, surrounded by my potential peers, I would not have traded places. As adults, all of the paths we take have opportunities, all have challenges. Sitting in the breezy sunshine with my little boy, there was no place else I wanted to be except crunching on ice cubes and planning a bus ride to nowhere in particular, to anywhere at all.

3 replies on “Breakfast with Henry”

Quick Vacation Bible School update: I was informed by her counselor that Lizzie accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and savior today. I have no problem with Jesus. I’m a big fan. But Lizzie is four. Which seems a little young for a parent-free conversion.

When I asked Lizzie about the conversion, she told me, “We had Oreos for snack.”

Proselytizing + cream-filled cookies = genius

I love this. And I so relate to all of it. The days are long and sometimes lonely, but there is nothing out there that I find so engaging or life-giving that I’d trade for this life–even if it comes with a nanny, big bucks, adult conversation, and time to go to the gym. I’m where I am supposed to be, sticky countertops and all.

I hear you, Sarah.
Henry was sad about going to the store today. Very sad. He did not want to wear shoes. He wanted to be barefoot in the store. He wanted to play in the car. He wanted to listen to songs. He wanted a snack. We talked and explored many, many options. The whole episode lasted 20 minutes in the Target parking lot. Finally, I asked, “What would make you feel better, Henry?”
“Snuggle time,” he said. So we cuddled and watched the cars in the parking lot. Then we put on his shoes and went in the store.
It is miserably lonely sometimes. And we spend an awful lot of time not really getting anywhere, but they warm my heart in dozens of ways every single day.
We are lucky.

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