Go ahead. Buy stuff. We’ll get it to you (eventually). And we won’t steal your credit card information.
(microwaveable — perfect for reheating all day long, as your kids interrupt every chance you get to enjoy it in peace)
(this onesie is great at holding in twosies)
(perfect for wiping noses when your littlest has flushed every last Kleenex down the toilet. For fun.)